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Rashid Altaf <[log in to unmask]>
Sun, 19 Oct 2008 05:49:22 +0000
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PREDICTION OF THE CENTURYAccording to the latest report in the New York Times, a famous astrologisthas made these predictions:Sarah Palin will divorce her husband and will marry Asif Ali Zardari.Then Palin will be elected Vice President of USA.President McCain will die of old age and natural causes.Palin will become President of the USA.After Palin gets killed by an unknown group of  'terrorists', her hastilyhandwritten last will and testament will be discovered by her husbandZardari.Her will will say " Zardari will inherit my presidency after my death".This will be frantically waved (once) in front of the Congress.  It willthan beput into an envelope and will replace the Declaration of Independencedocument.  Public viewing of the same will not be allowed.  Asif Ali Zardariwilldeclare the FBI incompetent in the investigation of Palin's murder, and willeventually ask the UN to investigate. Palin's security guard would be killedby unknown assailants.Zardari will become the next President of the USA.The Republican Party will be renamed the Peoples Party of America, and AsifAli Zardari will also be Co-Chairman.JFK Airport will be renamed as Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto InternationalAirport of New York City.Lincoln Tunnel will be renamed as the Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir BhuttoUnderpass.Times Square will be renamed as Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Chowk.By Presidential Order (which will be known20as PCO), the portrait of ShaheedMohtarma Benazir Bhutto will hang alongside every official portrait ofGeorgeWashington.By PCO-2, all government staff and the military will be required to loudlyscream 'Jiye Bhutto' with every salute....thereby ensuring that the WhiteHouseresounds with the chanting of 'Jiye Bhutto' and 'Bhutto Zinda Hai'.Jahangir Badr will take over as Press Secretary, while Sherry Rehman will beinstalled as Secretary of State.The American people will be told that all their ills are the doing of thepast 10 years, and that it will take at least 15 years to fix them...if thePeoplesParty of America is kept in power.All the energy utility companies in America will be nationalized, and a newinstitution known as Water and Power Development of America (WAPDA) will becreated under Raja Pervez Ashraf to supply and manage America's energyneeds.Thereafter America will be introduced to the money saving measure of'loadshedding'.President Zardari would order the printing of 100 trillion dollars toovercome the the liquidity crunch and would especially liquify all the Swissbanks.To bring the obese American nation to health, frequent 'atta' shortages willbe created.At long last, America will finally be on the road to riches!Bilawal will change his name to BILAWAL BHUTTO PALIN ZARDARI.
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