PREDICTION OF THE CENTURY
According to the latest report in the New York Times, a famous astrologist
has made these predictions:
Sarah Palin will divorce her husband and will marry Asif Ali Zardari.
Then Palin will be elected Vice President of USA.
President McCain will die of old age and natural causes.
Palin will become President of the USA.
After Palin gets killed by an unknown group of 'terrorists', her hastily
handwritten last will and testament will be discovered by her husband
Her will will say " Zardari will inherit my presidency after my death".
This will be frantically waved (once) in front of the Congress. It will
put into an envelope and will replace the Declaration of Independence
document. Public viewing of the same will not be allowed. Asif Ali Zardari
declare the FBI incompetent in the investigation of Palin's murder, and will
eventually ask the UN to investigate. Palin's security guard would be killed
by unknown assailants.
Zardari will become the next President of the USA.
The Republican Party will be renamed the Peoples Party of America, and Asif
Ali Zardari will also be Co-Chairman.
JFK Airport will be renamed as Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto International
Airport of New York City.
Lincoln Tunnel will be renamed as the Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto
Times Square will be renamed as Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Chowk.
By Presidential Order (which will be known20as PCO), the portrait of Shaheed
Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto will hang alongside every official portrait of
By PCO-2, all government staff and the military will be required to loudly
scream 'Jiye Bhutto' with every salute....thereby ensuring that the White
resounds with the chanting of 'Jiye Bhutto' and 'Bhutto Zinda Hai'.
Jahangir Badr will take over as Press Secretary, while Sherry Rehman will be
installed as Secretary of State.
The American people will be told that all their ills are the doing of the
past 10 years, and that it will take at least 15 years to fix them...if the
Party of America is kept in power.
All the energy utility companies in America will be nationalized, and a new
institution known as Water and Power Development of America (WAPDA) will be
created under Raja Pervez Ashraf to supply and manage America's energy
Thereafter America will be introduced to the money saving measure of
President Zardari would order the printing of 100 trillion dollars to
overcome the the liquidity crunch and would especially liquify all the Swiss
To bring the obese American nation to health, frequent 'atta' shortages will
At long last, America will finally be on the road to riches!
Bilawal will change his name to BILAWAL BHUTTO PALIN ZARDARI.